Welcome to the world of $P.E.P.E—Politicians Expecting Problems from Elon! Every time Musk tweets, sends a rocket to space, or buys another company, political elites are left scrambling, wondering what chaos he’ll stir up next. Forget policy, their real challenge is keeping up with Elon’s latest move! So, sit back and enjoy the show as Washington tries to navigate a world where Mars might come before infrastructure—and memes might just become law!